M. has apparently broken up with the bipolar chick and has moved on to an agoraphobic. Ahhh…the wonders of love. I’ll just be sleeping with this steak knife under my pillow for a while…
For some reason my every nerve is on edge. Gee…I wonder what could cause that? Me thinks, 3hrs of sleep a night for 2 weeks might just be catching up to me! I seriously need to be put into a light coma for about a week, but I have work all weekend. It sucks being run ragged and then having nothing to do about it.
Unfortunately Fortunately, Jon (my boss, Brian’s, brother) is supposed to be home tonight for the parish fair. I see another “double date” in my future and I hope I can rise to the occasion. I always feel better once I get out. It’s a shame I’m tethered to the bus from hell and being dragged through charred, hot rocks.
Kat has been so sweet in giving me an award…in hot pink, no less! The best part was her description of my blog:
A Southern girl who I love to read because of her brutal honesty. Life isn’t always all roses and lollypops and she gets down to the nitty gritty when writing about it.
Lol I’d say that’s a pretty fair statement these days. 
Imagine, this blog was supposed to be all sweetness and light and crafts. What happened? Oy!
Anyhoo… It’s time to pass on the pretty pink award to those who are also great hookers!
Penelope- Heehee…lice, wine, and men in Jaguars. Enough said!
Ron- His is the definitive blog on mapping out the squirrels next step to world domination…when he isn’t breeding groundhogs.
Karen- She’s taking her own whack at brutal honesty…that and booty calls. Wuuu…and cake. Yay, cake!
Ginger- That girl is craaaazay. I kid. She’s only partially crazy. The rest is provided by 2 male children, a**wipe exes, and a domineering mother. And through it all, she never misses a move Perez Hilton makes. It’s courage like that which makes me proud to own several unflattering pictures of her.
Slyde- He auditions for American Idol one day and the next he’s working along side Batman.
Evil Twin’s Wife- Glamorous life of a hausfrau? You mean captivating!
Teeni- When cyberspace breaks down into factions and the graphics start flying, she calls up the troops!
I could go on and on and on…heck, you’ve seen my posts…but then there’d be nobody left in the blogosphere for ya’ll to tag! Go find yer own hookers!
*AHEM* Crazy? Thanks a lot, ya floozy!
Whad eva, beyotch! LOL
OMWord! How sweet! I’m very honored. And floored that you have the fortitude to think of others during this very stressful time of your own life.
Also – and I feel terrible about this – but I think it’s amusing that M is moving through gal pals faster than a speeding bullet. Desperado, anyone? LOL.
Wow! I love your descriptions of your recipients. I could take a lesson or two from you. Thank you so much for the lovely pink award. Pink goes well with my purple scheme you know?
Anyway, I love it and am honored! 
I will be posting about it soon.
What are these unflattering pictures you speak of? Don’t you forget, I have the video, missy.
Hookers??! Where??? Oh… an award
Thank you ever so much, but…. where are the hookers? LOL
And WTH??? Does M just have a million crazed women at his beck and call or what??? How does he find them?
I hope you are showered with fun things and blessings to keep you positive and as happy as is possible through this!
ETW- I don’t feel terrible. lol I am amused, but I do hope he finds someone better than these crazy ones.
Teeni- Pink and purple are awesome together. I think Prince wore that color scheme back in the day! lol
Ginger- Crap! I forgot about the video! So much for showing the one where you pull your shirt down.
Ron- Looking for tips from M.? Consider what he’s found! lol I think most of them were found on Yahoo Messenger at least every time I walk in the room that’s what’s on screen. Oh and you’re the hooker…so I guess that makes me your pimp! Get out there and makes me some scratch or my pimp hand will be comin’ cracked!
BlondeBlogger- Thank you so much for that. Fun is the one thing I think I need most right now.
Congrats!
And I don’t blame you for your nerves being shot!
BTW: I tagged you for a meme on my blog.
Well, at least you rest assured that an agoraphobic will not come to your house and kill you. She can’t leave the house, right?
Thanks so much for the award. You rock. And get out on that double date and nap tomorrow!
Congratulations on your blogging award. Lord knows you needed something to cheer you up a bit!!
OMG Hagatha McBitch is the best name I’ve ever seen! Superb!!!!
Congrats on the award!
Oh my God I didn’t see this!!! You are such a sweetheart – thank you!!! *smooches*