It’s the curse of the whang! It all began when Ginger sent me THIS. It’s gone down hill ever since.
The next day, I was hiding out with Tina at work (I’m avoiding my homelife because I just don’t need to sit by as M. seeks to mate with whatever damaged person he finds next). Brian knew I was there blogging on his lover-ly high speed internet. Tina was on the other side of the house with the tv on, and he called me into his bedroom several times for little things like iced tea or to adjust the air conditioning (LOL this is starting to sound like a letter in Penthouse…guess we know where my mind is). Then he went quiet for a while. Eventually, he called out again, “Anna…”, and I jumped up and popped through the door. It was then that I heard him scream, “Well, don’t look!” He was far, far too late. Turns out, Brian’s a true redhead…
I got home that night and M. took a shower. He came back through into the kitchen with his boxers gaping. Yeah….I didn’t want to see that one either…
Yesterday was the coup de grace, though! Everybody at Brian’s was busy running around. Jon was headed to the fair. Brian had promised to babysit for friends (so I got out of another date…sadly, it would have been the highlight of my week), and Mr. Ralph, Brian’s 80 yr. old stepfather, was getting ready to hit the casino with the lady he’s keeping company with, Ms. Essie. Like I said, everyone was rushing around and Tina hadn’t done any work Friday and I was trying to catch up on the dishes and laundry. Mr. Ralph took his things and went to the bathroom. I heard the tub filling up. So, I naively went toward the laundry room to grab towels out of the dryer. I noticed that the laundry room door was ajar, but I figured Jon had just forgotten to close it. That was my first mistake. My second was going through the door. You guessed it…full on 80 yr. old ass…
Later, as I recounted this to Tina, she dang near ran the car out of the road. “Poor Mr. Ralph,” Tina said, “He’s so shy.” POOR HIM??? Tina asked me what I did. Well, what could I do? Seriously, what is the appropriate action when you’ve walked in on a naked 80 yr. old man in a laundry room??? I did the only thing I could do! I averted my eyes, turned tail and ran muttering, “Oooops!”
It’s Murphy’s Law…when you need the whang, you can never find the right one, but the wrong one’s are everywhere!
Forget your kids, do you know where your whang is lately? And, if so can you hook a sista up? Kidding…mostly. 
This is even funnier than it was last night. When you find out, hook me up, too. Wangs have a way of helping forget things you want to forget.
They don’t call ya the snake charmer for nuttin’! LOL I couldn’t resist!
Oh how I miss you!
Well at least your curse is over. These things happen in 3s right?
Ginger- I miss you too.
Karen- I hope so! So far, I’ve seen 2 out the 3 members of that household naked. And ya gotta figure with a nickname like Manjina, Jon’s card has gotta come up eventually! LOL
Hahahaha!! That is all just too funny. I watched Survivor, but never noticed the whang. I hope you don’t see anymore wayward wieners. Or at least, you don’t see ones you don’t care to see. LOL.
So it’s like raining male parts in your neck of the woods? I’m sorry to giggle at such a weird time in your life but that was a funny post.
Oh, my. That’s all I can say. Oh, my.
After reading this I realized that it might have been improper to take a picture of my whang and email it to you. Just disregard that email LOL
Hehehe! You poor dear. It’s not much fun when you see weenises you NEVER wanted to see in the first place. It gets burned into your memory!
Ahhhhh!!!!!
I never noticed that peekaboo penis either. I guess I wasn’t looking for naked bits hanging out.
Damnit woman I am sick and my ribs hurt and you just made me laugh so hard that I almost pee’d my pants!… and did I mention my ribs hurt? That my dear is some funny sh*t.
Hmm after my weekend I’m not sure I should answer that question ;o)
Bloody hilarious post!!
LOL Like I said, 2 down and 1 to go.
Ya know, I’d have figured Manjina’s would have been the first one out! lol
Kat- Sorry, I nearly killed you with penis. lol
Ron- Where is that email? I’m waiting!
Penelope- But I bet you COULD answer it!
Heather & ETW- Don’t ask me how she finds these things! lol
Teeni- I expect to find them on the lawn any minute.
Lola- You ain’t kiddin’!
hahaha that video is hilarious!
Hilarious!!! OMG to the 80 year old ass!!