.Holy heck! For almost 2 days, I caught up with blogs! Go me! lol M. has finished his schooling and will be graduating on the 19th. So, I’ve been at Brian’s a lot, and that lets me see ya’ll! But, this post is going to be a bit of a ramble…much like my brain at the moment. The last couple of days have been interesting but much of it, I prefer to leave out of the blog. Let’s just say that the Stalker is living up to his blog-name, and there are a few others sweatin’ me. It’s good though. Better to be wanted by many than to be ignored by one (ahem, Gig). Of course, if you’re me, you can pull off both! lol Let’s hit dis!
Ok, Penelope, I think you’re going to be sorry you asked for it, but here’s the list (uh but let’s skip the numbering to keep my ho-dum under my own radar) :
Gig (aka Gigantor)- We all know this one right? Twice divorced, 2 kids with different mamas, living with his parents, working a commercial cement truck. We have EVERYTHING in common, but he can’t make up his mind. Story of my life!
Mr. Eveready- Great guy. Simple as that. Only problem is that we have mutual friends that my family is in contact with, and these people cannot keep anything quiet. Eveready says he can keep his mouth shut, but I’m getting the feeling that he’s hoping for the sex and isn’t really looking realistically at the future. Since he is also a blog reader, he knows I just wrote this and I expect to hear an argument. I just don’t see where it’s headed. It’s hard to say that, but it’s true. If it’s all about sex, I can get that anywhere.
Dull Boy- Soldier stationed here on Ft. Polk. Lives up to his name. lol Damned hot in those medic scrubs he wears though and an ass you want to bronze!
Stalker- SWAT team prison guard and Cub Scout leader. Also, lives up to his name! lol He is so all over me to the point that he randomly showed up at Walmart yesterday where Tina and I were shopping. I don’t mind all that much but seriously, I’ve made it clear that YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE! Perhaps I should send him to the blog?
Supplier- Had our first date a couple of days ago, and it…um…went well. 
He has 4 daughters and a divorce that will be final in mid-January. His job involves vending and he drives a distance equal to that from my home to well past Gig’s DAILY. Hmmm….seems many, many, many men don’t mind that drive!
Major Cox (aka Gigantor Dos)- A soldier in Iraq who will be headed back to Ft. Polk just after New Years. He is AWESOME. He is a bit younger than me (by almost a decade), but he knows black & white movies! We have a lot of the same values, talents, and desires, and honestly, I could see myself with him. He called me yesterday and we talked for 2 hours. Awesome!
Private Dancer- (here’s where is gets dicey) A soldier in the same unit as Major Cox! I found this out when I was talking to them online one day and they both had to go to a meeting at once. Yeah…AWKWARD! He’s an entire decade younger than me. Sounds like a career Army man who is already a “team leader” complete with one Purple Heart.
Marrying Kind- A local man who just yesterday (and after talking to me for a grand total of 6 hrs of slow IM) asked me to marry him and offered me ANYTHING. I get the distinct impression that if I’d said, “I want a new convertible” there would have been one on my doorstep the next day. He kept going on about making $5k a month and me not having to work. That just pisses me off. I DESPISE when men try to use money to buy me off. I ain’t sayin’ it won’t work though. lol He seems unstable at best!
The newer prospects:
VIP- Separated with one daughter who is 18. Commercial real estate developer by trade.
Cap’n- Riverboat captain with a place on the lake who is looking for forever.
28- Off shore worker who works 28 days on then gets two weeks off. He’s got 2 kids, a divorce, and recently lost his father.
Marty McFly- A soldier in Korea on his way back to Ft. Polk soon (I know! I’m turning into a barracks bunny but I live next door to about 3000 single men…WWJD!?!). He’s in the middle of a nasty divorce which has left him somewhat bitter. But, he’s also interesting and fun loving and big into cars.
Unsure- This one is so very new that I refuse to reveal him! So, there’s a mystery for ya to ponder!
Now for a dating rant: WTH is up with the tongue boys??? I get that you are trying to show off some sort of skill at a certain sexual act, but…uh…yeah…slow the hell down. And, ya know what? We don’t all think the downtown action is the be-all-end-all of things. It’s pleasant. I’ll give you that. But, we’re on a first date! Not a Spainish soap opera! Try to act like it!
Who tongued you last? lol
I love the name Major Cox. Hilarious! Some of these, I didn’t even know about, ya harlot!
Need any help with them boys? ;o) Last person to tongue me was my husband…WHAT?! I can look and not touch! Sheesh ;o)
Hugs,
-D
LOL. I think you know my answer. The Evil Twin.
Holy crap. That is whole lot of men. I can juggle one or two at a time before I start to get all sorts of confused.
And send some of those military boys this way! We don’t have any of those in my neck of the woods. Well, except for doing Fleet Week.
Are you serious?! That many! No wonder women complain there’s no one out there for them. You have them all, lol!
Goodness – it’s good that you made the list. I could never keep them all straight. LOL.
Wow… How do you keep all the names straight? LOL
Two soldiers in the same unit. Wow you really do support the troops
I actually do keep all the names straight. I know who I’m talking to but I have been known to forget whether or not I’ve told them something. It’s a good thing I always tell the truth. I don’t know how a compulsive liar could do it.